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Mother Nature Doesn't Listen
By George Porter
Mother nature has her own rules and she doesn't listen to us.
The fact is that every once and a while she slaps us in the head
to make sure we are listening to her. When I went to high school
there was a teacher who used to whack his students when ever they
were not paying attention (This was way before the age of lawyers,
kids carrying guns to school, etc) The thing was that you had
to pay attention or you got a wake up call in the form of a high
speed flying eraser or a rolled up news paper on top of your sleeping
head. The guy, known to us students as "tank" because
he was rather large, would be burned at the stake by the A.C.L.U.
today but the interesting thing was that we may have actually
learned something.
This method of teaching is still used today but only by Mother
Nature. When we decide what we would like to do when we set up
a home because it fits our time, budget, or interest in the whole
project Mother Nature sends an eraser our way. The problem is
that sometimes it takes so long to arrive that we don't recognize
it as our fault. Did you ever kick your dog on Friday for eating
your shoes on the previous Monday? He gets the most bewildered
expression on his face and probably figures that he is having
a bad day and there is nothing he can do about it. Hopefully we
are more intelligent than the poor pooch but sometimes we act
the same way.
Everything we do to a home has an effect sooner or later. It
may take years to produce the result but if we study the thing
we can probably trace the problem back to something we did in
the beginning when we set it up. The more time we spend paying
attend in "moms" class the better off we will be. The
effort we give to promoting legislation to "make it easier"
for us to do it right by shifting responsibility to the customer
solves nothing. It will come back to haunt you and probably with
a vengeance.
Whenever I see a home standing in a field of water I can just
hear the customer saying to some dealer "my floors are bulging
and the thing isn't level! what are you going to do about it"?
The dealers replay is that they will send a man out right away
to re-level the home and fix the problem. Of course the real problem
is the water, the lot should have been graded so the home would
be sitting high an dry but the dealer didn't have enough money
in the deal to do that and neither did the customer so they just
skipped that part.
The problem will never be fixed with a jack and the customer
will eventually get used to the idea of bowed floors or if he
doesn't he will call a lawyer, state official or someone and hate
and discontent will result. Probably none of these people will
grade the lot and there will be some sort of money settlement
(lawyers don't make much money grading lots) and the problem will
continue. Like I said, Mother Nature doesn't listen to lawyers,
dealers, customers, or anybody. Maybe that's why she is known
as Mother Nature instead of Father Nature. (Just kidding ladies
please don't write in.)
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